If you are driving in this car, and pass me on the highway, I would suggest not wasting your time. You are too creepy for words. You and the body in the back do not even have a chance of getting my number.
If you are driving this car, I will absolutely not take you seriously. Unless, of course, you look like this:
Allllllllways worth it.
If you happen to pass me on the road, and you are, in fact, driving the Mystery Machine, the license plate says, "Zoinks," and you are a group of cutie college-aged boys, sure, by all means, flirt away. Your car makes me laugh, and therefore, I love it.
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